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Quinnipiac Announces Construction of Brand New Planet-Killing Space Station
With the recent announcement that the Quinnipiac Leadership Board has been reorganized into the First Galactic Empire, Emperor Judy Olian...


Public Safety Gave Me a Parking Ticket EVEN THOUGH I WAS PARKED IN THE RIGHT LOT
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. The law simply does not work. Last Friday, second year Applied Business Major Adam Silver...


Quinnipiac Construction Workers Accidentally Unleash The Lorax
Since spring of 2023, Quinnipiac has been hard at work. Constructing a new residence hall and school of business, as a part of our perks....


Student Pretends to be Deaf to Avoid Hearing About Roommate’s Day
Everybody had their own individual problems with their college roommate. But for one student, her problems have made her turn to drastic...


The Set of Demonic Rituals You Need To Do To Get Your Packages Back
Ever since Quinnipiac University has replaced its mailboxes with a smart locker system, thousands of complaints have come from students...


Student Imagines Entire Life With Classmate, Will Not Talk To Her The Entire Semester
Sophomore accounting major Charles Archer has fallen head-over-heels in love with one of his fellow classmates in his finance class....
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