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Roommate Totally Lied On Personality Test
Freshman Tyler Lang is reportedly pressing charges against roommate Phillip Rodgers for lying about various habits and lifestyle...


Freshman Laundry 101
It’s the beginning of your freshman year, and suddenly you realize how awful your clothes smell. How could this be, you ask? You did what...


Admissions Officer to House Incoming Freshman Underneath Floorboards
As a new school year approaches, Quinnipiac Admissions officials are working to prepare housing accommodations for the incoming freshman...


EVERYONE KNOWS YOU’RE GOING TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GIRLFRIEND
Despite your repeated statements to the contrary, sources say that everyone knows you’re going to break up with your high school...


OCCUPATIONAL THERAPY MAJOR SQUEEZES IN A SHOWER
Sources confirmed that for the first time since classes began, sophomore OT major Abigail Shaffer made time for a shower. “I literally...
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