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MARK THOMPSON SEEN ASKING MAGIC 8 BALL IF HE'D BE A GOOD PRESIDENT
Quinnipiac University Vice President/Prevost, Mark Thompson, was spotted in his office asking his Magic 8-Ball if he would make a good...
OLD MAN ACCIDENTALLY WANDERS INTO WIGO PARTY
Over the weekend, an elderly man, confirmed to be John Lahey, was spotted at the WiGo-sponsored house party after wandering away from the...
JOHN LAHEY PLANTS BOMB ON SHUTTLE, MARK THOMPSON IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE US
Immediately following President John Lahey’s planting of a bomb on one of Quinnipiac’s shuttle busses, Provost Mark Thompson defused the...
JOHN LAHEY EMERGES FROM SOVIET-ERA BUNKER AFTER 34 YEARS
After 34 years spent inside a Soviet-Era bunker, Quinnipiac University President John Lahey finally emerged last week to resume his work...
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