RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC TEEN CLAIMS HE DIDN'T GET VIEWS FROM PARENTS
- Lauren McGrath
- Nov 11, 2016
- 1 min read
Joe Weiner, 16, told reporters on Wednesday that he is tired of having his views attributed to that of his parents. He further explained that in this progressive age of 2016 young people’s views should be taken more seriously.
“Whenever I say that Obama is ruining the country by letting in dirty Mexicans, people immediately write me off,” said Weiner, disgruntled that no one will believe he became a bigot all on his own.
“My parent’s views have had no affect on my own," Weiner stated. "My dad raised me to respect women, and not to judge people based on their skin color. God, he’s such a fag,” Weiner told sources before hacking a loogie on the sidewalk.
At press time, Weiner sported a brand new “Girls if you can read this top: take off yours” tee shirt, which nicely completed his backwards snapback. He told reporters that he dreads the day he turns 21. He suspects that being an adult white male will still make it hard for people to take his views seriously.
“We can say anything and people will just assume that we’re joking, say that it was taken out of context or that we just didn’t mean it. It’s totally unfair,” Weiner said.
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