Local woman and former mother Casey Anthony is offering a week-long course on proper childcare.
“I feel I am best suited for this job”, says Anthony. “ I just love kids so much!”
Participants get intensive childcare training from Anthony herself. They will learn not only the correct and moral way to raise a child, but also classic game ideas like 'hide-and-seek.' Who could be a better teacher than the mother who played the game for a month, until someone actually found her daughter?
Participants will spend one of the days shoveling dirt, in case they ever need to bury a body. Anthony will demonstrate hands-on ways to help quiet the children in times of stress. Her methods include soaking cloths in chloroform and placing them over their stupid little mouths.
Casey Anthony is providing this course for free, in hopes that other mothers can raise their children in the same way she had. People will walk away from this class filled with vital information on how to take care of present children, and children they hope to have in the future. Anthony has also offered to watch any of the participants children if they are busy! What a wonderful offer, Casey Anthony watching your baby for free! Who could pass that up?