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GIRL TAKES BIRTH CONTROL TWO MINUTES LATE, IMMEDIATELY GETS PREGNANT

Jamie Ackerman

Starting college means starting to make adult decisions, and for freshman Allie Smith, that decision was birth control. But with a regular time of 6:00 PM, Smith has done the unforgivable and taken her birth control at 6:02 PM. As per the usual punishment of failing to comply with the mechanisms of biology, the young student must now prepare for motherhood.

“I never planned on becoming pregnant while in school. I haven’t even had sex yet, but when you do something as irresponsible as I have you have to pay the price.” Smith shares.

Smith has already decided to keep the baby.

“Selena Gomez had a teen mom. What if my kid’s the next Selena Gomez and I give her up? Wow I’d look stupid.” Smith said.

Smith has revealed she has not gone to the doctor to confirm the pregnancy yet and has not taken a pregnancy test. “I’m eighteen, I think I know how birth control works!” She exclaimed.

Smith shared her excitement about her pregnancy. “I wasn’t a fan of teen mom, but I think I’m just a little more mature than those girls. They aren’t college students like me, I’m hoping to get a lifetime movie, because I’m basically another virgin Mary.”

Though Smith has come to terms and looks forward to motherhood, she understands how hard it will be to live as both a single mother and a full-time student. Not paying her own tuition and receiving full financial support for the baby from her parents is truly a weight off her shoulders.

From this process, Smith shares that she has grown and has become a real adult. “I hope to be a reminder for girls to always remember their birth control time and to be an inspiration to all struggling single mothers," she said.

Smith is now working on her memoir “6:02: What Minutes Mean To Me,” and hopes to finish it over winter break.

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