The campus community is calling sophomore James Walker “misogynistic” and a “sexist asshole” after comments he directed towards newly appointed freshman class President Baily Hersh. Walker insists that he is not a sexist, and cited the existence of several female friends as evidence.
In an interview for The Chronicle, Walker declared that Hersh won’t make a good leader because “she’ll be too busy bleeding all over the place to get anything done.” He also used his favorite Confucius quote, “One hundred women are not worth a single testicle,” to further prove his point.
Despite strong evidence to the contrary, Walker is convinced that his side of the story isn’t being told. “I love broads too much, man! I spend every waking hour thinking about girls, so I can’t be sexist,” the sophomore exclaimed.
Walker went on to list some of his “countless” female friends: Morgan, his girlfriend; Megan and Jordan, his side chicks; Alexandra, his friend with benefits; Coco, his booty call; and his mother, Mrs. Phyllis Walker.
“Chicks have had such a large impact on my life,” Walker continued. “Some of them have proved more influential than even my best guy friends. Take Jenna Jameson, for example. I looked at her in a way that I could never look at another man.”
This is not the first time the student has come under fire. Last year, Walker claimed he was allowed to use the “n” word because he “has a little black in him.”