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Wireless Bra Contains Bluetooth



“Have y’all ever motorboated to Ice Spice?”


That was what our dawg William Richard asked us when we spoke with him about the new Bose wireless bra speaker, allowing music to spill right out that top you wore to Toad’s.


The latest innovation from the audio manufacturer allows for users to connect their phone via Bluetooth right up to their badonkadonks, creating the perfect way to set the mood.


“It kinda sucks,” Sarah Morensen said. “Guys go feral for it, but in the end, it’s just a speaker on our chest, and the bra isn’t even that good.”


Bose has reported that some units have burst into flames, but we don’t really care that much right now and don’t feel like following up on it either.

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