In an effort to make the school more appealing to people who like good vibes, the QU Bookstore announced that it will begin selling meth pipes.
“Man, I’m just glad I am beginning to feel represented here,” said Jessi Greenman, senior chemistry major.
The bookstore has clarified that it does not sell meth itself, just the pipes to smoke it in. It also said that anyone who thought they sold meth is an idiot.
Depending on the success of this new venture, the bookstore will consider selling mirrors and bongs in the future.
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