Plagues, the ultimate form of population control. Sure, the COVID-19 pandemic could have been the most recent “plague” but it still didn’t have the right people. No, this world needs to get hit with another world epidemic, and I know I just hate people that need to be taken out.
First off, it’s the motherfuckers who don’t pull through a parking spot. I just don’t get it. It’s always those big ass cars who park in the back of lots because they are nervous about their car getting hit, but then don’t pull through into the spot in front of them. What’s even worse is the people who back out of a parking spot when they could just drive forward.
The next people who need to die in a plague are the people who put a timer on when they make pasta. Pasta is one of those dishes that’s all a feel thing, If the noodle feels soft, then it’s down. You don’t need a goddamn timer to tell you that your noodle is cooked.
Don’t forget the fuckers who only eat certain colors of Starbust. The colors are literally the exact same plus if you’re sitting down to eat that many Starburst that you’re worrying about eating certain colors you can’t be that picky.
The only people who get a pass from the Starburst plague are the ones who eat the tropical candies because genuinely those are some of the worst things I’ve ever had.
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