"I'm a lazy, lazy girl": QU President is Slumped

After weeks of construction around campus, it has been reported that Quinnipiac University president Judy Olian has spent her days in bed.

“Yeah, I am too sleepy to do anything,” Olian said. “I’m a lazy, lazy girl.”

When asked about the cause of her exhaustion, Olian declined to comment further than “I’m a lazy, lazy girl.”