Spring break, everyone leaves campus unless you’re stuck covering a sport. However, do you ever wonder where Quinnipiac University’s administration goes?
They go off in a minivan, hit the casinos and snort cocaine with their earnings from this low-tier expensive private school.
Sources confirmed to the Barnacle that Quinnipiac’s administration took a trip to Scottsdale, Arizona to visit a $3.85 million home.
“We did not care for the interior design, we just wanted to chill in the jacuzzi,” Quinnipiac’s Travel Chair, Mickey Blake said.
Blake confirmed attendees included the Self-Service staff, Public Safety, the residential assistants from Village residence halls and student media members who are only responsible for creating graphics.
However, Blake sent me an email in October inviting me to the spring break trip to snort cocaine on the university president’s airfryer. Then, before the spring semester, Blake “regretfully” took back his invitation to play slots with him.
The email stated, “I regret to inform you that you are no longer welcome to do drugs
with the Quinnipiac staff, you simply know too much.”
This is atrocious, not because I wanted to risk my motion sickness over this road trip. Cocaine is at a ridiculous price these days due to inflation. The university has put me in crippling debt and the least they can do is put out some lines for me.
Blake confirmed to the Barnacle that I am banned from university trips.
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