After the Great White Flood of last week, Arnold Bernhard Library has decided to discontinue its hourly bells indefinitely.
Approximately 50 students have reported feeling elevated levels of arousement when hearing the bell’s chime.
“Whenever I hear the bell, my pants just become soaked,” junior audio engineering major [insert name here]. “I’ve had to buy seven more pairs of pants.”
The university made this move in order to quell the now-high demand for more facilities workers.
“I actually liked the bells,” senior sociopathology major Michael Hawk said. “It was the one thing that got me out of bed this morning.”
Arnold Bernhard Library will now monitor demand for the bells in order to make a more long term decision about turning the chimes off.
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