Abandoned Package Center Converted Into Spirit Halloween

Facing the same fate as every other building left empty for an hour, the old Quinnipiac package center has been turned into a Spirit Halloween in time for the upcoming holiday.

"I thought it would be a great way to help raise student morale," said Michael Harris, the newly-appointed Chief Undergraduate Networking Technician, as he tried to fit himself inside a sexy Mario costume. "This is the best idea I've ever had."

The store will feature a variety of options such as 'British Wizard Boy with Round Glasses and Broom,' 4,000 Hellfire Club t-shirts and the Boomer the Bobcat mascot suit.

According to sources, the Spirit Halloween only accepts QCash and maintains the mail center's original hours of 10:00 a.m. - 10:05 a.m.