Well, the most traumatic time of the year is here, and if you’ve guessed correctly, yes, it’s Valentine’s Day. A wonderful time to give to the one’s you love and reflect on all those times your dad definitely neglected you. Yes Ladies, it’s now your opportunity to force your baby daddy, or mama (hey we’re not the conservative corner on the chronicle) into the man you wish your father had been, whether that be begging for unnecessary gifts or ridiculous amounts of attention, it’s your time to shine, girl.
Reports are at an all-time high for daddy issues this year at Quinnipiac, as they continue to roll in by the hundreds, heck, thousands. For God’s sake your dad is sending you to a school for sixty grand with his money, damn right you got some daddy issues and he’s sure trying to make up for it. But in the mean time, until your relationship is somewhat repaired with the father figure in your life, or perhaps not, you can for sure spend this V-Day with the new man in your life you’ve tried to replace your father with.
There’re so many annoyingly fun and outrageous activities you can impose onto your significant other to make the pain subside for a short amount of time on a day as special and heartbreaking like Valentine’s Day! Whether that be a fancy night out on the town, blowing your funds to pay off student loans on stupid jewelry instead, or even taking your boo to meet the man who messed you up in the first place on an awkward and tense dinner date at your childhood home!
Oh, and for the fellas out there who lack some self-esteem due to their dads, don’t worry we got you covered. Just buy some really overpriced junk at the store and that should hold your partner over for a little and mask some of your own securities as well, which is always a plus. God forbid we let that special person in your life know that you got some daddy issues yourself.
With all that being said, you've now got the know how to have a great Valentine’s Day! Or realistically probably not if you’re reading this article.